did u guys not absolutely love yesterdays new photoset??? i know i did mwahaha ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ if u havent seen it yet u can still **tip $14.99** to watch me get my bagel turned into a glazed donut if u kno what i mean~
2023-07-15 21:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
**"Big Trouble in Little Bagel Shop"** ***Tags: humiliation, masturbation, bj, facial, humor, dick, hologram, legs, thigh highs, story, handcuffs, black mail, uniform, rough, food, bagels, bakery, happy, nsfw, 18+, happy, photoset*** In honor of three years of meme-ery and fan service, firebox agreed to work with me on this very strange, erotic, and silly photo set! This very special photo set is meant to exclusively cater to you, the Science Team (and I guess some bakery fetishists). It's a birthday, man. So we're going all out, and I wanna shine a light on one of our unified qualities: weirdness... As well as an understandable sexual attraction to bagels. I've been wanting to make this for years. Because I'm insane. And it means so much to be able to have my vision realized in such a colorful, dramatic, and erotic way. Ily guys, happy 1,250-ish days of being the goofiest pervy community out there! (*This hot af set was made in collaboration w/ the incredibly cultured FireboxStudio! 🔥 https://twitter.com/fireboxstudio)
2023-07-14 21:00:22 +0000 UTC View Post
i took your advice, science team, & i thiiiink its working??? i mean he seems happy, thats for sure- and i gotta say, im not hating it either ;3 maybe i'll share this new set wtih you guys tomorow.... what do u think~?
2023-07-13 21:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
uh oh- whats this??! i got caught in the middle of a, uh, sticky situation, if u catch my drift ᶘ ◕ᴥ◕ᶅ how do u think i can get out of this one,,,?
2023-07-12 21:01:57 +0000 UTC View Post
whats ur favorite position? reverse cowgirl is one of my favorites cuz i luv how yuo can see everythng all spreaddddd (◕‿◕)
2023-07-11 22:02:23 +0000 UTC View Post
these hips don't lie ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ive always been a fan of my hips, they feel so grabbable, ya know what i mean? perfect little handrails when ur railin', if u catch my drift. i feel like hips are so under rated as far as sex appeal goes,, what do u think is a part of the body that isnt hyped enough for how hawt it is???
2023-07-10 19:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post
it's my birthday todayyyyy~~~ MORNING MORNING, SALUTATIONS, HAPPY ANNUAL EXISTENCE DAY (this one is mine! however, i know urs will be just as cool, if not better, when it rolls around, too) i want you all to know that it's another year, another threshold we are crossing, the entrance into a higher tier of wisdom and personal betterment and eventual discounted fare on public transit, once 65 rolls around. i have loved every minute being a scientist, and hope you have, too. this weekends Anime Expo adds as a reinforced understanding that this community is Oreo double stuffed with love, and has remained, from the very beginning. i have so many stories to share, tears to contain, and thank yous to disseminate. for now, i'm a bit sick, so i'm not at full capacity. but i will still do my best to push through it and spend the quality time with y'all that is totally overdo. to celebrate b-day time, FireBox has a gift for you guys, to really send some loves to the memelords in this community. here's a FREE phone and desktop wallpaper of my dumb butt chomping away on stolen bagels! the pic's not gluten-free, so keep that in mind before downloading. it is very erotic, too. buit if anything, that'll make a good uncomfortable conversation piece to share around the office (assuming you have a weird relationship with your colleages where porn is sometimes shared).
2023-07-07 21:23:14 +0000 UTC View Post
summer weather is so nice, but it can get a little hot and sticky ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ u wanna get sticky w me? ya i bet u do mwahaha
2023-07-06 22:03:00 +0000 UTC View Post
did u have a good 4th??? i know not every body celebrates it, but any excuse to get wet and wild is a good one in my book, ya feel me? >;3 also u might wanna check ur DMs later, just in case, mwahaha~
2023-07-05 22:01:32 +0000 UTC View Posttheres nothing better than a good booty, dont u agree? ;3 and something about this is just so mesmerizing, i cant stop staring,,,, Are you an ass guy? or a boob guy?
2023-07-03 21:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
💦 ***ALL NEW- NSFW ASMR*** 💦
Presenting: "A List of Reasons Why We Should Fuck"
Power Point Presentation & Chill? [F4M] [ASMR] [30+ Minutes Long]
Once again, I bring to thee a convoluted, narrative heavy, nonsense asmr. I can’t help that I fell in love with burwinkle_hendershot’s writing style, and I refuse to give you anything other than my authentic enthusiasm. If you wanna cum, skip to the end. If you wanna listen to a story of your bff inviting you over to present you with a vert important pitch (to frick you), then look no further. It’s pretty cringe at times, which brings me joy. I’m weird, you’re weird, let’s embrace it, y’know??
Today, in le studio, I’ll be recording a more straightforward erotic tale, involving trains. So lookout for that, pervs.
[Original script: https://scriptbin.works/u/Burwinkle_Hendershot/f4m-bff-makes-a-compelling-presentation-on-why]
it's been a while since we had a new ASMR, dont u think? too long,,, so SURPRISE! Here's a sneak peak of an ALL NEW one coming TOMORROW!!!ʕಠಿᴥಠʔ So make sure you keep an eye out for that! I think you will find I am an expert at powerpoint presentations, especially when they're about all the reasons we should fuck, mwahahaha
2023-06-30 22:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
u guys liked that last post where i asked about outfits, so i figured we could take a little jog down memory lane & look at some of my favorites :3 i looooove this little look i think its so so sexy dont u mwahaha
2023-06-28 22:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
u guys don't mind if i slip into smthn a little more comfortable do u? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) whats ur favoriet outfit to see me in? a bikini? lingerie? maid outfit? cowprint with a butt plug? or nothing at all~?
2023-06-27 22:01:40 +0000 UTC View Postlove when somebody says something sweet to me, got me blushin & kickin my feet and shit (◍＞◡＜◍) u wanna give it your best shot? alright, fine then, hit me with ur best rizz
2023-06-26 22:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
you guys did it!! Im so so proud of u for hitting that goal. maybe we should do more goal posts like that in the future, what do u think? :0 Also I had a littttttle bit of a DM issue over the weekend, so I just sent u guys some goodies to check out if u havent seen them already! :3 and im in a pretty good mood, so maybe I'll post another lil something special later, what do u think?
2023-06-26 20:03:07 +0000 UTC View Post
can u believe we've been doing selfie sundays for 11 weeks now??? I lost count on the last one and didnt even realize it was number ten, so we can celebrate together now instead 🎉 To celebrate, why don't we play a little game? if we can get this pic to 1000 likes, I'll post another version but without the pasties and with the bottoms pushed to the side too, fully uncensored, just to really spice it up for u guys :3 what do u say?
2023-06-25 20:01:39 +0000 UTC View Post
i dont really mind when sex ends with a big mess, do u? sometimes its more fun seeing where all the coom can end up, hehehe >:3 Speaking of, my latest surprise anal photoset has a lot of coom in a lot of places, if ya know what i mean~ i just sent it to your DMs earlier today, so u can grab it there, on the wall, or u can just **tip $11** and i'll send it right to u! ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
2023-06-24 22:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
*Two Guy, One Mel* in 𝙎𝙐𝙍𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙇 𝙁𝙐𝙉 🍆💦
[Tags: Penetration, Anal, Nipple Play, Two Guys One Girl, Facial, Cumshot, Ahegao, Rough, Clit Play, CreamPie]
Oh man, it's been forever since I had a good holo-fuck & i could definitely use a lil rough action. definitely wasn't expecting him to put it in THAT hole, buuuuut who am i to stop him? and you know what they say, the more the merrier, am i right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(*This hot af set was made in collaboration w/ the incredibly cultured FireboxStudio! 🔥 https://twitter.com/fireboxstudio)
are you into lewd facial expressions at all??? yea i bet u are, perv ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) but thats ok, i am too. what do u think is happening here that im making this face at??? could it be some hot new content coming soon~?
2023-06-23 01:04:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I still can't believe T1M has stamina like that o.o tho i guess i shouldnt be surprsed since he is like a robot and all that. still. good on him. he really does fuck like a machine, lol. if u havent seen this video, you can **tip $18** and i'll send it over to you! its my newest video, and it's a damn good one if i do say so myself ;3 it used to be $20, but right now it's ON SALE for our Cream Summer Sale, so you can save some $$$ ^^ Check out the menu i have pinned too for more great deals!
2023-06-21 20:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
took a little spa day to relax yesterday, and man was it nice 🤤 wanna join me in the bath? i can think of a couple ways we can unwind ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) if you wanna see some more wet and wild pics, you can tip $8 and I'll send you a big photoset of me touching myself by the pool mwahaha
2023-06-20 20:02:10 +0000 UTC View Post
i know i keep talking about this new dominatrix set, but its cuz i cant get over how good it is... every time i look through the pics, i get all hot and bothered and need to step on smeone- any volunteers? >:3 if you still haven't seen this one, i just sent it to your DMs so you don't miss it! or u can tip $9.99 and ill send it right over hehe. I think Firebox Studios and i make a pretty good team when it comes to content to make you cum, what do u think? Would u wanna see anymore collabs between us? What would u wanna see? tell me in the comments!!!
2023-06-19 20:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Another Sunday, Another Selfie. And this one has me playing with my bullet vibe again. Oh well, you guys don't mind if I use it right here, do you? ;3
2023-06-18 22:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
what did u guys think of that dominatrix set? Pretty good, huh? ;3 if you still haven't seen it, you can **TIP $9.99** to unlock it and see all sorts of wild goodies i know u wont wanna miss, hehe...
2023-06-17 19:55:39 +0000 UTC View PostOh my, it’s very large. I wonder if I can shove it in me? 6/16/23 CB VOD [This is a vod from my CB Page, uploaded here for your enjoyment! Check my twitter for my schedule if you want to catch the stream live] ♥
2023-06-17 18:37:11 +0000 UTC View PostEww, I’m all wet! Ah, oh my gosh, it’s through my pants!? 6/14/23 CB VOD [This is a vod from my CB Page, uploaded here for your enjoyment! Check my twitter for my schedule if you want to catch the stream live] ♥
2023-06-15 18:03:35 +0000 UTC View Post![projektbutt post **MELODY DOMINATES YOU [All New HD Photoset]**
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**MELODY DOMINATES YOU [All New HD Photoset]** I've let you people run wild for long enough. >.> No moar!! Now is the time for obedience & sweet surrender. Your A.I. mistress requests this. What shall you do?? 🧎🙇🏽♀️ ➰️Submit to the leash & earn walkies 👠 Defy me & steppie punishment will follow **(CHOOSE WISELY)** (*This hot af set was made in collaboration w/ the incredibly cultured FireboxStudio! 🔥 https://twitter.com/fireboxstudio)
2023-06-14 20:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
chains and whips excite me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and i know they'll excite u too hehe. maybe tomorrow ill finally stop teasing you and really let you see what new goodies I have in store for you, mwahaha,,, [Credit to Firebox for the image on the screen 👀 Check them out below!] https://twitter.com/fireboxstudio
2023-06-13 20:03:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been fiending for some new melody content, as i am sre you have been too, and i think i hit the motherload (╯°o°)ᕗ Now THISSSS is gonna be some good fap material, I can feel it in my bone. in my bones i mean. but like also my bone. metaphysically. [Credit to Firebox for the image on the screen 👀 Check them out below!] https://twitter.com/fireboxstudio
2023-06-12 20:03:05 +0000 UTC View Post
